Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Òno Caffeine Bar

Òno Caffeine Bar in Provincetown, MA

  • Cake: Tasted like glue. Was this a cupcake or a jar of classroom paste?
  • Frosting: Buttercream flavored glue.
  • Coloring: Orange-Red
  • Consistency: Moist glue.
  • Additional Comments: Okay. Let's be honest. We made a mistake with this one. We bought an orange cupcake simply because we were desperate for a cupcake, delirious from the drive, and they dubbed it "red velvet". We should have known better, since, let's review, IT WAS ORANGE. It might have originally been yellow cake batter with red food coloring at some point but we're pretty sure it was mixed with glue instead of eggs. So sorry, Òno, but our favorite 6 year old has baked better cupcakes. 
~We give this cupcake 0.5 out of 5 stars~

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